When I visit schools kids like to ask me questions.
Here are some of the most Frequently Asked Questions:
 

Q: How old are you?

A: (3x7)+(4x4)+12+9
 

Q: What year were you born?

A: If you know my age, you can figure it out. Hint: my birthday is in January.
 

Q: Where do you live?

A: Near Portland, Oregon, but in Washington state.
 

Q: Are you rich?

A: Not even close!
 

Q: Have you ever met Wishbone?

A: No, but I want to.
 

Q: Do you ever get frustrated when you write?

A: Yes! I think writing books for kids is the best job in the world, but it isn't always easy. In fact, I'd say it's never easy. But I have so much fun creating characters and plots--and visiting real kids in schools--that it's worth it.
 

Q: What was your most difficult book to write?

A: Stage Invader
 

Q: Why?

A: It was my first mystery book. Halfway through the book my editor and I knew the story wasn't working. I threw it out and started over.
 

Q: Of all the books you've written, which is your favorite?

A: I have a favorite for each age group--picture book, early chapter book, and novel--but I'd rather not say.
 

Q: Why?

A: Because I want kids to read the books that sound the most interesting to THEM, not the ones I like the best.
 

Q: What is your all time favorite children's book?

A: Charlotte's Web, by E.B. White. I've read it many times and I still love it.
 

Q: Do you think you'll always be a writer?

A: Yes--I hope so!
 

Now I will ask you a question:

     Where am I in your school?  I quietly slip inside, get what I want, yet leave with my arms empty.  Still I'm richer than before.  Where am I?